Mary Fallin, the Too-Good-to-Hurry Pure Pork Sausage,

Sez: "Teachers in Oklahoma are like 'a teenage kid that 

wants a better car'.

Upskirt Photographer and Ardent Trumpnik Travis Brauer 

Can't Wait to Get His Hands on the New iPhone X

Mary Fallin Sez:  "I think Donald Trump is trying to 

campaign as a racial healer."

[Down must be Up and Up must be Down in

Oklahoma.]

After vetoing the bill that made abortion a felony, Okie

fundamentalists branded Governor Fallin a Jezebel,

forcing her to wear a scarlet letter.

The Oklahoma governor's theme song is 

'Please Help Me I'm Fallin'.

The thought of suffocating murderers with nitrogen

gas made Governor Fallin's whole body tingle.

Have you ever heard of the Ishkitini? The fabled Ishkitini is

 a 'skinwalker', a being that can transform from its human 

form into a wolf, coyote, bear, or the Governor of Oklahoma. 

Governor of Oklahoma Cuts Red Tape,

Dress Falls Off

No, this is not the Governor of Oklahoma.

This is.

Governor Mary Fallin Sez:  "The power of

animal sacrifice is a wonderful thing, and

I would ask every Oklahoman to look to

a greater power this weekend and sacri-

fice a bull, goat, lamb, or pigeon for rain."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #123

Mary Fallin