As you would expect, Ted Cruz uses a Rotten Apple computer.

iPhone 13 (aka The Facehugger)

Still Life of God with iPhone 12

Upskirt Photographer and Ardent Trumpnik Travis Brauer 

Can't Wait to Get His Hands on the New iPhone X

Sean and Shree Go Shopping at Apple

After Little Miss Muffet Was Cured of Arachnophobia

And so the Android and the IOS 9 lived

happily ever after.

Who needs a President Jeb Bush when 

you have an Apple Watch?

Here's the Scoop on the

Walmart Watch:  It Tells Time, It Talks

to You, and It Costs Only $10.88

['Nuff said.]

Senator Cruz Says He Loves His iPhone,

But That It Hasn't Made Him Gay

"The iPhone 6 is coming in September with a 

screen size larger than the current 4 inches."

Plumber's Friend

Tax-Dodger's Friend

Warm Scuzzies #398

Tim Cook

Dorks, Dweebs, and Doofuses #17

Tim Cook

"So, you say you don't own a Kindle or an iPad, and you

 don't use Twitter?  How did you get so out of sync with

modern times?"

Joyous Japanese Displaying Limbaugh's First Tweet

Steve Jobs was proof that corporate CEOs don't necessarily

 have to be thieves, frauds, or greedy bastards.

Allegories for Our Time #23

In the Allegory of Sullivan's Cave, Plato is bearded,

bespectacled, bald, Apple-positive, and backlighted

by a Tiffany lamp.

The Iranian women had picked the fruit of the Saffron Crocus

bulb as fast as they could, but, alas, not fast enough to have

money left over to buy an iPad 2.

"You look bored.  Might I interest you in speculation about

the next 5 Apple gadgets?"