Oklahoma Readies for 25 Executions in 2 Years

Carl Paladino explains to Donald Trump why he was 

'just being facetious' when he called for the execution 

of Attorney General Merrick Garland.

If you want to gawk at people being executed in Alabama,

dress accordingly.

Oklahoma Plans to Execute 25 Prisoners

in 29 Months

Lauren Boebert mistakenly claimed at a Christian

 conference that Jesus Christ didn’t have enough AR-15 

assault rifles to “keep his government from killing him.”

Republican Robert Foster Sez:  “Some of y’all still want 

to try and find political compromise with those that want to 

groom our school-aged children and pretend men are women,

 etc.  I think they need to be lined up against a wall before a 

firing squad to be sent to an early judgment.”

Pearson Sharp Sez:  “So far, there have been numerous 

indications that foreign governments, including China and 

Pakistan, meddled in our election to install Joe Biden as 

president.  Any Americans involved in these efforts ... is 

guilty of treason under US code 2381, which carries 

with the penalty of death."

Up Against the Wall, Lady Justice!

This man had three strikes against him before he

suggested Chris Krebs should be "taken out at dawn

and shot."  First, he's a lawyer.  Second, he's a Trumpnik.  

Third, he's Joe diGenova.

Essential Reading for Executioners and

Other Immolation Professionals

Can you imagine how excited Fox News would have

been when Socrates drank the hemlock and Jesus died

on the cross?

Kim Jong-un doesn't call it 'execution';

he calls it 'denuclearization'.

Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte claims he was 

once gay but 'cured' himself of homosexuality by 

becoming a homicidal maniac.

The 'Praying Medic' is off his meds again.

All were beheaded.  One was beheaded and then crucified.  

Trump stands with Saudi Arabia.

Local Messiah Still in Training for Crucifixion,

Waiting to Buy Cross on eBay

Cindy Hyde-Smith (R-MS) Sez:  “If he invited me to a

 public hanging, I’d be on the front row.”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sez: “I can say that it is very 

biblical to enforce the law.”

Editor-in-Chief of The Atlantic Hangs Kevin Williamson

 Out to Dry

“I’m kind of squishy on capital punishment in general, 

but when it comes to abortion, women who have abortions 

should be hanged."