One of seven medical doctors in the House of 

Representatives, Texas GOPer Michael Burgess 

would be happier if fewer Americans had health

 insurance.  "if the numbers drop," he declares, 

"I would say that's a good thing, because we've 

restored personal liberty in this country."

Michael Burgess Sez:  “You know what? There’s not a lock 

on the door. Any child is free to leave at anytime, but they 

don’t. You know why? Because they are well taken care of.”

Michael Burgess (R-TX) has what is known as

an 'Upside-Down Cheshire Moon Mouth'.  It is

caused by inordinate teabagging and there is no

known cure.

If you make one more snarky remark about 

Dr. Burgess and onanistic unborns, 

Professor Althouse will put you in the 

Timeout Zone for the remainder of  

Summer School.

Not just male fetuses masturbate, Dr. Burgess.

Have you ever wondered why so many sperm

wear glasses?

Little Known Fact #39

Representative Michael Burgess (R-TX) believes twin

male fetuses engage in synchronized onanism.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #441

Michael Burgess