Pillsbury Doughboy As a Neonate

"Trump thought he had 'special connection to the Queen' 

and was surprised he wasn't invited to funeral"

Forever Stuck in the Oral Stage of

Psychosexual Development

A clenched fist is a normal infant reaction, one of several 

motions that help develop future motor skills.

James 'Filthy Lucre' Bopp Sez:  “We would hope that the 

pregnant 10-year-old girl would understand the reason and 

ultimately the benefit of having the child.”

Alan Dershowitz is such a crybaby.

Think of Trump as one of those Terror Babies

Louie Gohmert used to talk about.

Did we need the January 6 Committee testimony to be 

reminded that an angry Trump frequently threw 

food and plates?

Go ahead, make him an offer he can't refuse.

Putting a cute baby and a cat in the same picture

may exemplify the Benign Violation Theory

or it may not.

Ammosexual Credo

Baby Formula Shortage Summit

The Berlin Airlift in Reverse

 When you look at Matt Gaetz, what is the first thing that 

comes to mind?  It's certainly not 'hard-working American'.

Republican Governor Greg Abbott Patrolling 

Mexican Border to Make Sure Illegal Infants 

Don't Steal Baby Formula

Samuel Alito wants to know what you are doing to increase

'the domestic supply of infants'.

Baby Imagining Everything Everywhere All at Once

Ugly Cassandra

Wednesday's Child

Lindsey Graham Reacts to a Disquisition on the 14 Types

 of Baby Poop