Mike Haridopolos Drops Out of Florida Senate Race;

Republican Party in Mourning; Governor Scott to Be

Flown at Half-Staff

"Senator Haridopolos, J. K. Rowling is reportedly extremely

vexed by the fact that your book, Florida Legislative History

 and Process,  made 61,000 times more, on a per-copy basis,

than her Harry Potter series.  Are you concerned that this

may have a negative impact on your bid for the U. S. Senate?"

Warm Scuzzies #151

Mike Haridopolos