Four Carbon Units in Search of an Exit Ramp

Defiant Rick Scott Explains ‘Strategic Disagreement’ 

with Mitch McConnell

Rick Scott So White He's Indistinguishable 

from Your Typical Limestone Column

"Who's that?"

"It's Rick Scott distancing himself from his tax hike plan."

Rick Scott, a centimillionaire and the richest man in

the Senate, wants to raise taxes on the disabled, 

on retirees, and on people whose income is so

low they don't pay taxes.  What a turkey, what

a vulture, what a Turkey Vulture!

Rick Scott Sez:  "Children should not be 

taught about sex in school."

Rick Scott Sez:  “My experience with Disney has 

been positive'”

Imagine Rick Scott 'rescuing' America.  Pretty scary, huh?

"Let's think about reality for a second," 

Rick Scott pleaded.

Senator Rick Scott Sez:  "The militant left now controls 

the entire federal government, the news media, 

academia, Hollywood, and most corporate 

boardrooms – but they want more."

Senator Rick Scott wants to honor Trump by naming

the U.S.-Mexico border wall after him.  By so doing,

his name will live in infamy.

Florida Senator Rick Scott Presents Donald Trump 

with the First Annual 'Tiny Bowl' Award

Fellow Floridian Disses Orange Julius Caesar

First positive news about Rick Scott in years.

Why be satisfied with only defrauding Medicare when 

you have an opportunity to defraud the entire 

health care system of the United States?

Rick Scott Clarifies the Meaning of His Pre- and Post-Existing

Conditions

Florida Recount Pushes Rick Scott Over the Edge

Joe Bob Briggs used to criticize a movie if it had too much 

plot that got in the way of the story. Likewise, Trump and

 Scott like to make claims so long as too much evidence

 doesn't get in the way of their conspiratorial narratives.

Adventures in Aestheticism #116

Just as news unfavorable to Trump is branded 'fake news', 

votes against Rick Scott are labeled 'rampant voter fraud'. 

There's nothing a Republican fears more than counting 

all the votes.