What vicarious thrills coursed through Kerri's body as

Misty May got down and talked dirty to the Invisible Hulk.

"Is that Russia invading Georgia, Pootie-Poot, or am I still

hallucinating after bouncing a quarter off Misty May's ass?"

"Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!"

President Bush Giving Callipygian Advice

to the Women's Beach Volleyball Team