Vladimir Putin and Emmanuel Macron Wheedling 

at the Olympic-Size Conference Table

We all live in Johnsonville nowadays.

Chauncey the Gardener Weighs in On the Olympics

 Controversy about Females' Athletes Bottoms

Little Known Fact #74

Mystery Science Theater 3000 exposes a 

long-hidden injustice.

Olympic Swimming Gold Medalist Klete Keller Netted

for Making Splash at Capitol Hill Insurrection

Pressure is mounting on the International Olympic 

Committee to add Reverse Dressage as a demonstration

 sport to the 2021 Olympic Summer Games in Tokyo.

Thomas Modly Newest Member of the Trump

Administration's Olympic Caving Team

Inspired by the Trump Administration, the International 

Olympic Committee has added 'Scamming the Rubes' 

as a demonstration sport to the 2020 Olympic Summer 

Games in Tokyo.

Although she was standing right next to him, North Korea's

Kim Yong Chot was miffed when Ivanka told him her

shoe size was classified information.

Local Beauty Shop Habitués Applaud America's

 Gold Medal in Curling

The Potrzebie Prize #30

Mike Pence Congratulated for His Ass-Bound 

Snub of the Whole Concept of the Olympic Games

"How am I doing, Ma?"

Diving at the Summer Olympics

'Ultimate Frisbee' Recognized by 

International Olympic Committee

White House Fence Jumping Added to 

2016 Olympic Games

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #30

Mario Pescante

Oscar Pissedoffius

Carpool, Standard-Size

Carpool, Olympic-Size

I Remember Dubya #57

The bad news first, Mr. Secretary:  there will be no more

wrestling at the Olympics beginning in 2020.  But now, 

Mr. Secretary, the good news:  there will be a new 

sport to take its place:  Aggressive Non-Interventionist 

Dubya Tossing.

"See that guy over there?  I can tell he is coveting our houses, 

our maidservants and manservants, our oxen and asses.  But, 

most of all, he is coveting your outfit.  Must be a drag queen

with expensive tastes and not a lot of money."