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Never before had so many ostriches been

choked in so little time.

Ostrich Doing Its Sarah Palin Impression

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"Hey, all you male chauvinist pigs out there! It's

OK to call us ostriches. Just don't call us chicks!"

"Did somebody say, 'National Enquirer'?"

"So what if Dana Perino has never heard of the

Cuban Missile Crisis! Ask any ostrich and it

will tell you what our bird brains have always

told us: 'Sticking your head in a history book is

less useful than sticking your head in the sand'."

"I categorically deny that an ostrich's eye is bigger than

its brain. That's like saying Karl Rove is bigger than

Bush's brain. How impossible is that?"

"We ostriches want to know: would it be OK if we didn't

support the 50% of American troops in Iraq who don't believe

non-combatants should be treated with dignity and respect?”

Ostrich Chick Unsure Hatching Is a Good Idea

This Republican ostrich pulled its head out of the sand, saw

that Rick Santorum is senatorial history, said "I stick with Rick,"

and then stuck its head back in the sand.

"Stick my head in the sand? Get serious! I stopped doing

that when I moved on to greener pastures years ago."