Don't say, "I woke up."  Say, "I awakened."

Something odd was happening and he dare not fall asleep.

Boris the Somnambulist

"I Might As Well Sleep For 100 Years Or So."

Forget Ukraine.  Florida is where the

action is.

On Caturday, Lucille Ball slept late.

Sheep suffer from insomnia, too.

Now that there's a glimmer of light at the end of the

COVID-19 tunnel, do you think we should hold

on to the YearQuil LiquiCap we haven't taken,

just in case?

'McCarthy Says Biden Doesn’t Have Trump’s Energy'

Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep

Why Republicans Aren't Getting Much Sleep at Night

Most of Ted Cruz's brilliant ideas come to him 

while snoozing during presidential addresses.

Trump Will Attack Biden in CPAC Speech, 

Will Call Him 'Sleepy Joe'

Cold-Turkey Withdrawal from QAnon Conspiracy Theories 

Can Cause Anxiety, Insomnia, MyPillow Nightmares

Punxsutawney Phil Doesn't See Trump in the White House, 

Breathes a Sigh of Relief, and Goes Back to Bed for Six Weeks

There's nothing quite so distressing as a woke cat.

Let's put it this way:  if Joe Biden is sleepy, 

Donald Trump is out cold. 

So Tired, He Hasn't Slept a Wink

What Trump Did Instead of Memorializing the Passing of

 John Lewis

"Would it be fair to say, Mr. Pence, that your lips are

so virgin the slogan, 'Black Lives Matter', has never

deflowered them, even in your sleep?"