12 of 19 Republican Candidates in Key Battleground States 

Refuse to Say They Will Accept 2022 Election Results

Mouthy Challenge 2022:

Lauren Boebert Vs. Lawnmower Man

In his titillating discussion of My Son Hunter, Tucker

Carlson neglected to point out that M&Ms melt in

your mouth, not on your wang.

Steve Bannon Sez:  “They will never shut me up. 

They’ll have to kill me first.”

Rocky Mountain Flycatcher

(Boebert occidentalis)

Mick Mulvaney Sez:  "It is better for me not to do TV, 

and keep my mouth shut, than to do TV and say we 

have a chance when the people in the know know that

 we do not.”

Junior's Popular Sinkhole Impression

It is unwise to get this close to Ted Cruz.

Apparently, when someone told her to 'put a cork in it',

Laura's aim was bad.

Gustatorial Strategy

Capitol Riot Committee Subpoenas Kimberly Guilfoyle's 

Big Mouth

If you say 'Gay', your mouth will have to be

DeSantisized.

The Mouth That Tells the Truth

When Paul Gosar opens his festering gob, 

vendible imponderables in the nth dimension 

flee like a fly in a flue.

After Maxine Waters Told Jim Jordan to

Shut His Mouth

Ostrich Doing Its Sarah Palin Impression

When Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell made love, 

Paul Ryan liked to watch. You can almost here Ryan saying, 

"On the mouth, Mitch, on the mouth!"

Mr. Persimmon Puss

Dank Memes #16

Karen Has a Rival

Like Renfield, Trump ate living creatures, like 

flies, in the hope of obtaining their life-force.