Paul Babeu, Arizona Egghead and Gay Caballero, 

Nominated by Trump to Be Head of Border Patrol

Sheriff Paul Babeu is a rotten egghead.

Paul 'Come Get Some' Babeu Drops Out of House Race

"Yes, I realize Sheriff Babeu is tailgating me, 

but he means no harm."

"I never knew you, Paul Babeu: depart from me, 

ye that work iniquity!"

“Well, of course, Sheriff Babeu is a friend of mine, and all

I can say is that he also deserves the benefit, like all my

friends, of innocence until proven guilty.”

Why is it legal for Sheriff Paul Babeu to engage

in same-sex fornication in Arizona, but not

same-sex marriage? 

"Countless women have tried to date and marry me,

but sorry, ladies, I'm off the market.”

"There still needs to be some bounds for privacy,”

Sheriff Babeu said, as he created yet another self-portrait

with the aid of his smartphone.

According to Sheriff Paul Babeu, his favorite part of

'playing doctor' with José the Illegal Alien was the

breast exam.