Now on the Club Mar-a-Lago Breakfast Menu:

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Egg A La Festering Gob

Mike Pompeo's new svelte profile reflects

his hearty appetite for scrambled eggs and 

chicken sausage.

Emmanuel Macron Gets Egged Once Again

The Inflatable Rubber Pan was designed to fry only one

 egg at a time.

So Embarrassing!

Alien:  Easter Sunday Latest Addition to the

Alien Franchise

Breakfast Is the Happiest Meal of the Day

Try to imagine anything more useless in the

midst of the COVID-19 pandemic than

wooden Easter eggs.  Go ahead, take your

 time.

Waiting for Easter

Sorry, kids, but it's Zombie Easter Eggs this year.

World's Worst Jobs #150

Afghani Boiled-Egg Salesman

Americans wanted to know.  Now they do.

Being civilized lions, they poached the poachers first, then 

served them on English muffins with Hollandaise sauce.

Post-Trump USA

Not just Sarah Huckabee Sanders is afflicted by

slips of the tongue.

All our eggs are laid by free-range Facehuggers.

Trump Field Tests the New Motel 6

Omelette Bar

Uh-oh!  Too late!

According to the latest poll, a growing number of Americans 

are blaming Trumpty Dumpty for falling off the wall.