Ritzy Phoenix Suburb Rejects Nonagenarian

Joe Arpaio's Mayoral Bid; Meanwhile, 

Generalissimo Francisco Franco Is Still Dead

So what if Joe Arpaio lost another election!  

At age 88, he's just getting warmed up!

America's Sheriff™ Self-Immolates for the

Second Time

Trump Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey; Two Other Turkeys 

Trump Pardoned, Joe Arpaio and Dinesh D'Souza, 

Still Giving Thanks

Arizona's GOP Senate primary contest between

Joe Arpaio, Martha McSally, and Kelli Ward

will determine who is Nutty, Nuttier, and

Nuttiest.

Where is Joe McCarthy now that we need him?

George Will Promotes Mike Pence Ahead of

Donald Trump as 'The Worst Person in

Government'

Joe Arpaio, Mike Pence's 'Champion of the Law'

'Republicans Have Four Convicted Criminals 

Running for Office in 2018'. One of them is 

Joe Arpaio.

Jeff Sessions Sez: "Sheriffs are a critical part of the 

Arpaio-American heritage of law enforcement."

Read the book if you are interested in the 

perspective of a Putin pal, Russian citizen, 

part-time Bond villain, and lapsed

 Episcopalian.

Trump Pardons Hurricane Harvey, Says It Was Only

Doing Its Job

Birther Pardons Birther

Trump Creates Joe Arpaio National Monument

"Hey, isn't that Bull Connor with Sarah Palin?"

"No, it's Joe Arapaio, Connor's soulmate. They're

hard to tell apart."

"Did you hear that Sheriff Arpaio has a 'cold-case posse'?"

"No, I didn't even know he'd had a sex-change operation."

Trump Seriously Considering Saving Joe Arpaio from 

Six Months on a Chain Gang Living in a Tent in 

Triple-Digit Heat While Wearing Pink Underwear

Louisiana's Newell Normand in Tight Race with

Milwaukee's David Clarke to Succeed Joe Arapaio

as 'America's Sheriff'

Sheriff Joe Still Thinks Obama's Birth Certificate Is 

Forged, Warns That Trump Has Been Swallowed by 

Big Gigantic Underground Conspiracy

It took Donald Trump five years to change his mind.  One

can only imagine how long it will take Joe Arpaio to do

the same.