The President of Pakistan finally accepted his unenviable fate,

namely, to be indexed in the history books as 'Pervy the Mush'.

Little Men, Big Hats

"I'm passing you the baton, Ashfaq,

but I'm keeping the $10 billion

Brother Bush gave me."

Proof That the $10 Billion the U. S. Gave to

Pervez Musharraf Has Been Well Spent

At the urging of President Bush, Pervez Musharraf

took off his uniform. It was not a pretty sight.

"Dear Mushie,

Hope you're enjoying the $10 billion in cash I sent.

Your Buddy,

George"

"The many charms about you

Above all I want my arms about you

Come to me

My sweet embraceable you."

"Tell us, President Musharraf, is Pakistan experiencing

a crackup or a crackdown? The world wants to know!"

To the sound of trumpets,

Bush and Musharraf do

'The Dance of the Oligarchs'.