German Chancellor Olaf Scholz Understands

Abstract Expressionism

ISIS Terrorist Sports Clever and Stylish 

Döner Kebab Camouflage Uniform

Space Force Cammies Will Render Earth Orbiters

Virtually Invisible

On the days he doesn't act as Attorney-General,

Matthew Whitaker acts as an SS officer.

White House War Games

This Way to the Junta, Ladies and Gentlemen

"Whose bright idea was it to wear all-black uniforms 

in the middle of the goddam desert?"

Chipotle's N00b Forgets to Wear Uniform on His

First Day on the Job

"Whoa!  Is that a cop or a recruiter

for the NRA?"

Anders Behring Breivik Bought

Uniform, Medals on eBay

"As the Sturgeon-General of the United States, it saddens

me to report that a new study shows that people who make

a habit of wearing military uniforms have a shorter life

expectancy than those who don't."

"Hey, mofo, if you don't own a gun, wear a uniform,
and sport cammy facepaint, you just don't fit in to
the New World Order! Capeche?"

A Moroccan soldier will tell you that if you take away his

hat and epaulettes, there's not much left.

At the urging of President Bush, Pervez Musharraf

took off his uniform. It was not a pretty sight.

You'll notice that none of the power elite

in Myanmar appears in public wearing a

Dumpstaphunk t-shirt.

The brouhaha over 'General Betray Us' has revealed,

once again, the power uniforms have over our superstitious

minds. Whether it is the stars and fruit salad on a general's

jacket, the clerical collar of a divine, or the white coat of a physician,

we respond to these costumes with something akin to religious awe.

One cannot imagine the Supreme Being naked. One can only imagine

Him wearing some sort of uniform.

K'ellus Runas, or 'Men in Yellow', is a Bolivian

special army force. When a member of this

elite unit is cashiered for cowardice, you can

bet no one calls him 'yellow'.

Wearing fruit salad is popular with men

and women.