John Cornyn Crushes Teabagger Steve Stockman; 

90-Year-Old Ralph Hall Forced into Walkoff

Texas Fossil Ralph Hall "Unconditional Champion of

Fossil Fuels”

Hail, hail, the gang will all be there in McKinney,
Texas, on November 7 for an 'Intimate Evening' of
'Saturday Night Fever' with Aunt Pamela.
[Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!]