Supreme Court 'precedents' are like apple carts, made to 

be overturned.  In the eyes of John Cornyn, all precedents

 are equal, but some are more equal than others.

When he heard Trump call him 'RINO Senator John

Cornyn', the Republican solon began to be transfigured.

John Cornyn Booed at Texas GOP Convention

Both Texas Senators---John Cornyn and Ted Cruz---will be

attending the National Rifle Association meeting in Houston

 this weekend.  Dead children are cheap in the Lone Star State.

John Cornyn Bot Also Wants to Know

Why Biden Isn't Spending More Time

on the Golf Course

Warm Scuzzies #1,024

John Cornyn

The Trump years had taken their toll.  He had become

unstuck in space and time.  Like watercolors in the

rain, everything had run together.  His life had 

become stacked like a pile of old National 

Geographic magazines.  Nunc stans, baby!

Jethro Tull Strikes Back

John Cornyn's Idea of a Coronavirus Mask

Adventures in Aestheticism #244

Adventures in Aestheticism #152

Not since the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog have

small furry mammals wreaked such havoc

on humankind.

Turtle, Tortoise, or Terrapin?

Senate GOP Leadership Laughs Off Fact That 2.43 Million 

Texans Will Lose Health Insurance Under Proposed Plan

Stiffneck John Cornyn Kissing Jeff Sessions' Ass

The Senate GOP Leadership: What a bunch of 

Nervous Nellies!

Big Bad John had begun to fear Chinless Mitch's face

was melting.

"There once were two cats of Kilkenny

Each thought there was one cat too many."

"Men, I think we need to come up with another explanation

for why we are melting, besides it's not because of 

climate change."

"You’re not Eric Holder, are you?" 

asked John Cornyn.

"You're not Big Bad John, are you?"

replied Loretta Lynch.