For the first time in history, a sinking ship, the

USS Joseph Lieberman, has abandoned all

rats on board, including David Brooks, Marty

Peretz, the Lieberkidz, and Richard Goodstein.

When Richard Goodstein eats a cheeseburger,

he turns into Richard Badstein.

TPM Muckraker Justin Rood Re-Surfaces After

Exploring the World of Richard Goodstein