Mike Lindell Is Out to Win You Over

It's National Burger Day!

Do you prefer your burger cooked Medium Rare

or Well Done?

On National Tell a Joke Day, all he had to do to get a

laugh was say, "McDLT."

"Extraordinary!" exclaimed the Burgermaster.

  "Extraordinary!"

Some blame all those preservatives 

in Big Macs.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Beats Bill Gates's Meat

The Better Burqa

Burger King Whopper 35 Percent Smaller Than in Ads, 

Lawsuit Says

Call Them Trumpburgers

Ted Cruz Sez:  “So, Biden’s been president what, 15 months? 

In that entire time, I haven’t spoken to him once.”

Five anti-vaxxers have decided Burger King is the hill

 they will die on.

Donald Trump had McDonald's delivered to Walter Reed hospital 

while he was being treated for COVID-19. Trump’s standard

 order at McDonald’s consisted of two Big Macs, two 

Filet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malt.

"What's that?"

"Mac Jr., Big Mac, and Grand Mac Waiting for Godot."

"That's absurd!"

It Takes Two Hands to Handle an

Irate Baby Boomer

The Improbable Burger I eat immediately.  

The Impossible Burger takes a little longer.

Experts agree that the only way to get Trump to

leave the White House is to lure him out.

“And you, Mr. Barr, are so deep in the swamp, you can’t see

 beyond your fellow reptiles!” she roared.  Bashing Bill Barr

 had made Jeanine Pirro ravenously hungry.

It's Hard to Get Into the Supreme Court

At Bullets and Burgers, lead poisoning is a

feature not a bug.