David Brooks has the Third Party Solution

to what ails America.

David Brooks Sez:  "Using the events of Jan. 6 as 

campaign fodder is small-minded."

David Brooks in 2022 knows the January 6 Committee

has blown it just like he knew Saddam Hussein had 

Weapons of Mass Destruction in 2002.  It helps if  you

think of Brooks as a Wrong-Way Cassandra, cursed

to utter false prophecies which are widely believed.

David Brooks says, "I’ve lost confidence in our ability to predict

 where history is headed."  History isn't headed anywhere.

History is the body of knowledge produced by historians.

"With a quack quack here
And a quack quack there
Here a quack, there a quack
Everywhere a quack quack."

David Brooks Sez:  "In June a dog floated across my

desk that startled me."

David Brooks Does His Nora Desmond Impression

Name the topic and David Brooks, like a Water Strider,

can skim over it without ever breaking the surface.

David Brooks is seeing "the alarming future of the American

 right: the fusing of the culture war and the class war into one

 epic Marxist Götterdämmerung.”

If you discriminate against the ugly, you're a

Lookist.  If you discriminate against a

columnist, are you a Brooksist?

Conflict of Interest, Thy Name Is David Brooks

"What to do? You can’t argue people out of paranoia."

If this is the case (and it probably is), nothing can be

 done about these Republicans, except, as Brooks

implies, to wait for them to go the way of

the Wooly Mammoth.

Conservative Radicalism:  The Power of Oxymorons

The Pope of Poo Poo

Need an opinion with the appearance of fine

Corinthian leather but which was fabricated

in a sweatshop on the outskirts of

Newark, New Jersey?  If so, then text or call

Brooks, Douthat, McArdle, and Dreher.

David Brooks Expounds On the Spreading 

Derangement of the American Mind

Tough Talk from David 'Whack-Whack' Brooks

At 56, David Brooks thinks and writes like the World's 

Oldest Man with gallstones the size of hen's eggs.

David Brooks's favorite vacation destination is the

Geographic Center of the U. S., two miles northwest 

of Lebanon, Kansas (population 203).

David Brooks Gets Soaked to the Skin by All the 

Existential Rain Falling Down in America Today