"Gosh, Mr. Outgoing-Press Secretary, please forgive me,

but I've already forgotten your name!"

"You either pee in the cup, or you don't

get called on. It's that simple."

"Pardon me, Scarecrow, but are you a

member of what Robert Gibbs calls the

'Professional Left'?"

Axelrod and Gibbs found that it was more fun

tweeting, rather than talking to, each other.

"If you're not quitting and they're not quitting,

who, besides me, is quitting?"

Robert Gibbs' Response When Told,
"You Are Full of Shit!"

"Do I look like somebody who would bullshit you?"

"Believe me, guys, unless you've watched one of my press
briefings, you've never seen anyone simper like I can."

President Obama needs a press secretary with
the cojones Robert Gibbs lacks.

How Patrick Gavin Reacted When Asked,

"Do You Think You Look Pretty in Pink?"