Designer Rube Goldberg Guarantees Trump Victory

The Unending Quest for the 

Self-Operating Napkin

Jeb Bush's Master Plan

Rube Goldberg Machine

Jonah Goldberg Machine

Have you ever wondered what's underneath Dr. Keith

Ablow's bald pate?

It's hard to say exactly, but whatever it is, it's 

definitely Rube Goldbergesque.

"What's that?"
"It's the Rube Goldberg device right-wingers
use to manufacture outrage."
"It sure looks inefficient."
"That's true, but it works every time."