The New Family Bible

Once upon a time, psychiatrists were called 'alienists'.

Austerity Measure

Charles Krauthammer Dies, Joins the

Iraq Liberation Choir Invisible

A Page Out of Trump's Playbook

"Whether you're under FBI investigation, I can't say, 

Mr. Trump, but you're certainly under psychiatric

 observation."

Kojak

Slojak

Is Keith Ablow 'a narcissistic self-promoter of limited and 

dubious expertise'? Yes, he's that, but he's also a

 money-grubbing sumbitch.

Psychiatrist Andrew Hodges Performing

 'Good Golly, Svengali!'

Fox Host Suspicious His Nude Knob Was Designed As a 

Distraction To Help Obama

"My inner elves are telling me if the Republican Party in 

Massachusetts and the Republican National Committee

 ask me to run for John Kerry's Senate seat, I should."

Have you ever wondered what's underneath Dr. Keith

Ablow's bald pate?

It's hard to say exactly, but whatever it is, it's 

definitely Rube Goldbergesque.

"Is Clint Eastwood still talking to that empty chair?"

"Yes, according to his Gestalt Therapist, Clint is 

gradually working out his conflicts with Barack 

Obama by means of the 'Empty Chair Technique', 

developed by the late Fritz Perls."

"No, I'm not the guy from Pennsylvania who owned over

 200 Chihuahuas.  But my dog apparently thinks I do, and 

that's why we're here.  Is the psychiatrist in?"

Is he ... or isn't he?  Only his psychiatrist knows for sure.

Mitt's Best Friend

A historian and a psychiatrist were asked to react to

this picture of Sarah Palin performing at CPAC.  The 

historian said, "In the time of the Second Great Awakening, 

this sort of behavior was known as the 'Barking Exercise'."  

The psychiatrist said, "NURSE!  Get me 500 mg. of 

Thorazine STAT!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #318

Keith Ablow

Oxymorons for Our Time #90

Military Psychiatry

Americans Slipping into Cacatonia,

Scatologists Say