Is this Donald Trump impersonating Keith Ablow,

or vice versa?

Transgender

Transrace

Transspecies

Kojak

Slojak

Is Keith Ablow 'a narcissistic self-promoter of limited and 

dubious expertise'? Yes, he's that, but he's also a

 money-grubbing sumbitch.

"Michelle Obama is fat and I'm President of the Hair

Club for Men."

Fox Host Suspicious His Nude Knob Was Designed As a 

Distraction To Help Obama

"My inner elves are telling me if the Republican Party in 

Massachusetts and the Republican National Committee

 ask me to run for John Kerry's Senate seat, I should."

Have you ever wondered what's underneath Dr. Keith

Ablow's bald pate?

It's hard to say exactly, but whatever it is, it's 

definitely Rube Goldbergesque.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #318

Keith Ablow