Libyan Couch Potato Now Sitting, Still Waiting for Allah

to Give Him the Command to Stand

Following the revelation that his dissertation

had been plagiarized, Muammar Gaddafi's

 son, Saif, said, "Give me a break!  That

Ph.D. from the London School of Economics

 cost me a cool $2.2 million, and I simply

didn't have enough money left over to

pay someone to ghost it for me."

"As Julia Child has taught us, to cook the Perfect Hard-Boiled

Egghead you must boil it in the London School of Economics

until the timer chimes, 'Ph.D'."