Libyan Rebel Awakes from Nightmare in Which Louie

Gohmert Claimed Barack Obama Deposed Muammar

Gaddafi at the Behest of Al-Qaida

"The Obama Administration sent planes and bombs

 and support to oust Qaddafi so that al-Qaeda and

 the Muslim Brotherhood could take over Libya

 and jumpstart a new Automobile Empire in the 

Middle East."

Hillary Clinton Reacts to the Death of Muammar Gaddafi

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #59

Land of the Dead 2:  Gaddafi Takes Command

It's About Time

Muammar Gaddafi Sez:  "We, that is, Me, Myself, and I,

 are not women and will not surrender!"

Moral Equivalence Illustrated

Only Muammar Gaddafi would be twisted enough to

compile a Condoleezza Rice 'stroke book'.

Officials are saying that the WMD which were supposed to

 have been in Iraq in 2003 have been found in Libya, 1800

miles away. They blame the finding error on a faulty

gyrocompass.

"Et tu, McCain?"

People disagreed as to which was uglier:  his Gaddafi

tattoo or his hairy man-boob.

"The bottom line is, whose side are you on Libyan

 war opponents? Are you on Gaddafi's side or

are you on America's side?"

"Pardon me, Muammar, but I think my future will be brighter

if I say 'Ciao' and join Sarah Palin's upcoming One Country

bus tour."

"Would you believe, Muammar, that I paid $63,000 to a teenage

tart for 'hair removal'?  As you can see, I have more hair now

than I had when I begged for more oil the last time!" 

Apparently, Libyans aren't too happy

about the price of gas, either.

"President Barack Obama has signed a secret order authorizing

covert U.S. government support for rebel forces seeking to oust

Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, government officials told

Reuters." How can it be a 'secret order' and how can U. S.

government support for rebel forces be 'covert' when

government officials are telling Reuters and Reuters is

telling the whole world?  One might think this is an

encrypted message which, when decrypted, says: "Osama

 bin Laden is dead and the U. S. government is accepting

 applications for his replacement."

Charles and David Koch see themselves as victims of

'a confused and emotional explosion of liberal hatred'.

Not many victims these days are billionaires, so a big

 'Thank You!' to everyone for helping make the Kochs

sound more and more like Muammar Gaddafi.

Colonel Gaddafi Blowing Kisses to Boeing,

Raytheon, ConocoPhillips, Occidental,

Caterpillar, and Halliburton for Making

Him a Very Rich Man

Muammar Gaddafi and Silvio Berlusconi Finalize New

Libya/Italy 'Bunga-Bunga' Pact

This Week in Sex:  Charlie Sheen 'Smooches'

Jimmy Kimmel, Donald Trump 'Screws'

Muammar Gaddafi, Fossil of Giant

Playboy Bunny Found Off Coast

of Spain