It had taken Jesus only three days to 

arise from the grave.  For Breitbart,

it has taken 69 days---and counting.

Larry Falter Sez:  "Remember:  diamonds are forever!"

"Whaddya mean, 'Jesus is in the House'?"

Which will occur first: the far-left wing of the Democratic Party

takes over the entire federal government, or Jesus comes again

in power and glory? Even Sarah Palin doesn't seem to know.

The Unexpurgated Bible #7

"But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night;

in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great

noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat,

the earth also and the works that are therein shall be

burned up. But many bloggers won't notice it, for they

will have taken the weekend off."