This Diamond was not forever.

"I wake up every morning with large breasts," Meghan

McCain writes, "and it doesn’t affect me."  Kris Humphries

wakes up with large breasts, too, but it does affect him.

Just ask Kim Kardashian to show you her $2 million

engagement ring.

Larry Falter Sez:  "Remember:  diamonds are forever!"

And God said unto the Diamond, "Make thyself scarce."And it did. Thus was created the concept of value and
the study of economics, the dismal science.

Gird up thy loins and head on over to

Pottersville for 'Assclowns of the Year',

Diamond Jubilee Edition.

The case for human irrationality was clinched when

the prosecution presented as Exhibit A a heart-shaped

chunk of carbon for which someone paid $6 million.

Thought Experiment #1

You're freezing to death and burning this 603 carat

diamond will keep you alive just long enough for you

to be rescued. But if you burn it, you will no longer be a

multimillionaire. Would you rather die a multimillionaire

or live in poverty?

It's true, folks! Posh Spice does wear a secret decoder ring.

New Work by Damien Hirst, Entitled

'Diamonds Are Forever, But You Aren't'

The purported link between carats and good vision

is an urban legend, not science.