"Only ten more years and Afghanistan

will be ours!"

McChrystal Relieved of Command, Will Begin Second

Career Playing Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in the

Remake of Full Metal Jacket

"With all due respect, General McChrystal,

please just fut the shuck up!"

Were you to peer inside General McChrystal's skull,

all you would see is sand, sand, and more sand.

U.S. Apologizes for Killing 12 Afghan Civilians;

"Stuff Happens," Says General McChrystal

General McChrystal Outlines the U. S. Military's
New 'Paddleball Strategy' in the Afghanistan War

Is General McChrystal about to get a
grip on the Afghanistan situation?

Escapee from Full Metal Jacket Turns Up

on Cover of New York Times Magazine

"You mustn't let it get under your skin when people

make fun of your name, General. People make fun

of my name all the time. But you'll have to admit

that Stanley is a lot funnier than Barack."

"If it persists in refusing to tear along the

dotted line as we wish, I will recommend to

the President that we adopt the LeMay

Doctrine and bomb Afghanistan back into

the Stone Age."

"But General, Afghanistan is already back

in the Stone Age."

"It is? Well, what comes before the Stone Age?"

"WikiAnswers says this question has not

been answered yet."

"Darn!"