The Better Burqa

Taliban Saint Remembered for Diligence in

Keeping People Off the Grass

In another 20 years, Lindsey Graham

will be a sprightly 86.

Major General Christopher T. Donahue, the last 

American soldier in Afghanistan, strides into history.

Taliban Declares Victory

"I’ve never been more worried about an attack on our 

homeland than I am right now.”

Taliban Insists It Will No Longer Shelter 

Osama Bin Laden in Afghanistan

Stephen Palmer Sez:  "There’s millions of guns here. 

You know, it took 11 days for them to take over 

Afghanistan. Wonder how many days — just asking 

for a friend — how many days it would take the 

patriots to take over this  country. Think about it."

Herman Cain Redivivus

Know Your Hominids

Where is Dick Clark when we need him?

The takeover of Afghanistan by the Taliban has 

really pissed off Mean Muley McGrudge.

Let's spend another trillion dollars and stay 20 more years 

in Afghanistan, shall we?

New Taliban Masters of Afghanistan Trying to 

Figure Out What to Do with All That Rock

Taliban's Favorite Ride in Afghanistan's 

Equivalent of Walt Disney World®

"If you don't straighten up and fly right, 

you're going to die and go to Afghanistan."

His nom de guerre was Abu Muhsin al-Masri.

With his decease, the next in line to be al-Qaida's

propagandist can move up.

World's Worst Jobs #150

Afghani Boiled-Egg Salesman

Crank Force One

The Real Reason the Camp David Pow Wow 

with the Taliban Got Scrubbed