EPA Chief Stephen Johnson and President Bush thought it was

pretty funny when the name of the Environmental Protection

Agency was changed to the Administration Protection Agency.

EPA Chief Stephen Johnson skipped a Senate

hearing today, claiming he has "back problems."

It seems somebody has stolen his spine.

Stephen Johnson, EPA Administrator, wrecked his agency,

but he always wore a patriotic lapel pin while doing it.

EPA Administrator Testifies,

"I Consider Myself a Human Being;"

Senators Vote Along Party Lines,

Reject His Claim by a Vote of 10-9