“Since we don’t control the air, our good air decides to 

float over to China’s bad air,” said Herschel Walker 

psychedelically.

Trump Dumps on Earth Below

EPA Administrator Andrew Wheeler Declared

Superfund Site

“When he saw the breadth of his domain, 

David Koch wept for there were no more

 worlds to befoul."

No, if we really care about clean air, we should

export Scott Pruitt.

Scott Pruitt, the Corporate Fox in the EPA Henhouse

Trump Fumes

The air in Debbie Schlussel's cave was polluted by her 

mephitic and pestilential breath.

Yes, you heard that right:  the American Flatulence

Institute has come out in opposition to the Obama 

Administration's crackdown on methane emissions.

Ed Orcutt (R-WA) says that if we would all stop breathing, 

we would stop emitting more carbon dioxide than walkers,

 cyclists, or cars.  And, as a result, we could solve the 

problem of global warming faster than Tool can play

'Lateralus'.

China's state capitalism is great for anaerobic bacteria,

but not so great for air breathers.

In Shanghai, this is considered a 'slightly polluted' day.

"My, the Earth is sure looking brown these days."

"Must be smog."

"Nah, it's bullshit."

Julia Koch is allergic to many things---but not

 to her husband's filthy lucre.

Warm Scuzzies #217

Energy Future Holdings

Toxic Avenger Applauds President Obama's

Decision to Scrap New Anti-Smog Standards

"Texas power plants emitted 244,248,050 tons of CO2 in 2009.

They emitted 256,903,967 tons in 2010. Texas power plants

emitted more than 7 times the total CO2 emissions from

power plants in California and is #1 in the United States

in terms of CO2 dumped into the atmosphere."  This

fact will, no doubt, be added to the Rick Perry edition of

Warm Scuzzies #126

Exide Technologies

Frisco, Texas

"Good-bye, smoggy world!"

Robbing Peter to Pay Paul