Asked the Brothers of Italy (Fratelli d'Italia):  

"What's a quicky?"

David Brooks has the Third Party Solution

to what ails America.

So Mickey Mouse

And then there appeared the Forward Party, 

followed by the Backward Forward Party.

But not 'too forward', because, to a guy, ‘too forward’ means 

being very sexually promiscuous.

Megadonors like to throw their weight around.

So far, he had determined the experiment had a 

beginning and an end.

Rusty Bowers willingness to vote for Trump in 2024 illustrates 

the pernicious irrationality of party loyalty.

Trump As a Modern-Day Party Boss

The World According to GARP

Tory Partay!

Ying to Partner with Yang to Form the

Ying Yang Party

Kyrsten Sinema Remains Faithful to Her

Green Party Roots

United Stasis

If the GOP refuses to nominate him in 2024, 

Trump will seriously consider running on the 

NeoScum Party ticket.

Justice Amy Coney Barrett Sez:  “My goal today is to convince 

you that this court is not comprised of a bunch of partisan hacks.”

Samuel Johnson defined 'patriotism' as 

'the last resort of the scoundrel'.  Ambrose

Bierce disagreed, saying, "I beg to submit 

it is the first."

Remember when Smiley McConnell was FOR

'bipartisan unity' except when he was AGAINST it?

The Eighth Sign of the End Times

"The political party that once nominated Abraham 

Lincoln isn't even a party anymore. It's a flash mob."