Summer Solstice Fashion Comes and Goes

Local Band 'Really Enjoying' 5th Annual 

Budget Buster Summer Tour

Diehard Dittohead Sez:  "Heat is a secondary quality.  It's

just in your head.  And the Heat Index is nothing more than

a manufactured government conspiracy."

"Just for the sake of argument, Mr. Sherman, let's assume
you're not the person who 'iced' the neighbor next door
while he was mowing his lawn. If that's the case, how do you
explain the fact that you now look like Jack Frost while the
temperature outside is 100° and the Misery Index is 104?"

There was something about the Summer
Solstice that always made him think,
"Hypotenuse!"