An Equation with More Oomph Than E = MC² 

Big and Hearty Slices of Moist, Tender All-White Tucker

Florida Math, Where the Equals Sign Means 

Critical Race Theory

Florida Bans Dozens of Math Textbooks

One Color-Blind Floridian Plus One Color-Blind Floridian

Equals Two Color-Blind Floridians

The Meters Commemorate National Pi Day

Sean Hannity is now claiming the National Anthem, the 

Pledge of Allegiance, reading, writing, and arithmetic 

will soon be replaced by Critical Race Theory.

On April Fools' Day, Professor Felix propounded

a novel theory which explained why pie are

round and cornbread are square.

Damn Mathematician!

Microsoft Founder Believed by Some to Be

Illegal Exobiological Alien

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #194

Trump Stumps His Impeachment War Council

Higher Mathematics Dives Deep in the Bayou State

Look for Higher Mathematics on Aisle 2

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #185

"Who's that? A SWATboy?"

"No, it's our new algebra teacher."

Mick Mulvaney, Trump's Budget Director, Admits He's

a Mathnasium Dropout

Mathematical Formula That Shows How Bombing Syria 

Was Good for Ivanka's Handbag Business

Look, a Pi Pie!

"I can add and subtract but I can't seem to

multiply.  Is it sexual dysfunction, Doc, or 

am I just bad at math?"