Chinese Ship Hunting for Missing Malaysia Jet Detects 'Ping', 

Still Searching for 'Pong'

Was today the day for Beer Pong or Hash Tag?

He couldn't remember.

On his day off, he would always go to the Ping Pong Beach.

"Hmmm," mused Svetlana Ganina. "This must be what

Kant called the 'ding an sich'."