The Taco Bell Challenge is to figure out how they stuff 

16 tacos into a box designed to hold only 12.

If Trump Were a Fast Food

Kirstjen Nielsen is so tone deaf it's surprising she could

hear the protesters chanting, "Shame!"  Next time, she

should stick to Taco Bell.

James O'Keefe, Disguised as Osama Bin Laden, Crosses the 

Rio Grande in Search of a Taco Bell Doubledilla

¡Yo Quiero Taco Belle!

"Hi, welcome to Taco Bell!  May I take your order, please?"

"Yeah, give me three of those cellulose/trehalose/malto-

dextrin/torula yeast/potassium chloride/soy lecithin tacos."

"Regular or Supreme?"

"Oh, may as well make them Supreme."

"With or without the black pepper flavor, sir?"

"With, but go easy on the oats."

"That'll be $4.51."

Yo Quiero Puppito!

"Hey, Mike!  In the spirit of Nathan's Hot Dog

 Eating Contest, Hooter's Wing-Eating Champion-

ship, and Taco Bell's Soft Taco Challenge, why 

not have a Huckabee's Chick-fil-A® Scarf-a-Thon?"

Taco Bell to Punish Bethel, Alaska 

with Free Tacos for Entire Town

Little Known Fact #25

Baby Tapirs get their spots from mothers 

who regularly eat gorditas at Taco Bell.

It's What's Now for Breakfast, Republicans!

Miss San Antonio Stripped of Crown for

Becoming Taco Belle

South Carolina Lab Trying to Grow Taco Bell

Meat That Contains 36% Beef

Just as the 'meat' in this Cheesy Beefy Melt contains only

 36% beef, Taco Bell's food isn't even 'Mexican Food'; it's

'Mexican-Inspired Food'.

Inside the bun, the beef is 100% cattle

flesh.  Outside the bun, the beef is only

36% cattle flesh.  The rest is water,

'isolated oat product', maltodextrin,

and 'anti-dusting agent'.  Keep this

in mind the next time you have a

hankering to think outside the bun!

Orthorexia is an obsession with eating only healthy foods.

Lest you succumb to this dining disorder, you may wish to

consider keeping a 'Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burrito

Stuffed Sausage Log Wrapped in Bacon' within easy

walking distance, like, say, in your fridge.

Demonstrator Makes the 'Taco Bell' Argument

for Illegal Immigration