In his titillating discussion of My Son Hunter, Tucker

Carlson neglected to point out that M&Ms melt in

your mouth, not on your wang.

"Neighbor, when was the last time you had a big, thick, 

steaming bowl of Fish Assholes?  Well, that's too long!"

Some people believe Lucy and Ricky Ricardo

were extraterrestrials.

I Skipped My Botox Appointment Thanks 

to This Beauty Tool

Smoke a doobie, invade a country.

It's the Devil's Design.

 Arizona Republican Jim Lamon Posts Campaign 

Ad Showing Him Shooting a Gun at President Joe 

Biden and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi

Heaven-Sent Marketing

"Why haven't we heard from the Kia Hamsters lately?"

 Fox News asks.  President Biden repeatedly implies he’s 

not in charge of when or where he can answer this question.

It is not true that Gilbert Gottfried got fired as the

voice of the Aflac banana.

And now a word from our sponsor, 

the Energizer Bunny.

Cat Depressed by Superbowl Ads

He Takes a Licking and

Keeps on Ticking

Kelly Loeffler Disavows Photo Taken with

Longtime Happy Boy

World Growing Weary of Trump's

Energizer Bunny Impression

Excedrin Headache Number 46

Great Misadventures in Science #14

And Trump didn't even stay in a Holiday Inn

Express last night.

Shocker!

Like Ivory Soap, It Floats

First, It Was Goya Black Beans

"I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener

that is what I'd truly like to be.

And if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener

everyone would be in love with me."