Showing posts with label Advertisements. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Advertisements. Show all posts

Friday, September 09, 2022

In his titillating discussion of My Son Hunter, Tucker
Carlson neglected to point out that M&Ms melt in
your mouth, not on your wang.

Sunday, July 31, 2022

"Neighbor, when was the last time you had a big, thick, 
steaming bowl of Fish Assholes?  Well, that's too long!"

Sunday, June 05, 2022

Some people believe Lucy and Ricky Ricardo
were extraterrestrials.

Sunday, April 10, 2022

I Skipped My Botox Appointment Thanks 
to This Beauty Tool

Wednesday, March 30, 2022

Smoke a doobie, invade a country.
It's the Devil's Design.

Thursday, February 10, 2022

 Arizona Republican Jim Lamon Posts Campaign 
Ad Showing Him Shooting a Gun at President Joe 
Biden and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi

Monday, January 31, 2022

Heaven-Sent Marketing

Monday, August 30, 2021

"Why haven't we heard from the Kia Hamsters lately?"
 Fox News asks.  President Biden repeatedly implies he’s 
not in charge of when or where he can answer this question.

Monday, May 24, 2021

It is not true that Gilbert Gottfried got fired as the
voice of the Aflac banana.

Saturday, April 03, 2021

And now a word from our sponsor, 
the Energizer Bunny.

Monday, February 08, 2021

Cat Depressed by Superbowl Ads

Friday, December 18, 2020

He Takes a Licking and
Keeps on Ticking

Monday, December 14, 2020

Kelly Loeffler Disavows Photo Taken with
Longtime Happy Boy

Thursday, November 12, 2020

World Growing Weary of Trump's
Energizer Bunny Impression

Monday, November 09, 2020

Excedrin Headache Number 46

Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Great Misadventures in Science #14
And Trump didn't even stay in a Holiday Inn
Express last night.

Saturday, October 17, 2020


Shocker!

Thursday, July 30, 2020

Like Ivory Soap, It Floats

Wednesday, July 15, 2020

First, It Was Goya Black Beans

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

"I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
that is what I'd truly like to be.
And if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
everyone would be in love with me."