One wonders if Governor Abbott has considered 

how much business Texas could bring in if women 

were denied the right to vote.  And, besides,

Texas already has Hobby Lobby and Chick-fil-A.

South Carolina Senator Threatens to 

Invade South Bend, Indiana

"Chick-fil-A has badly lost its way."

God's protection was not enough.

Chick-fil-A® is now protected by

the Great State of Texas.

Does this mean we would have to Eat Mor Chikin?

"Was it your idea or your wife's, Secretary Pruitt, to make 

'Eat Mor Chikin' the official slogan of the EPA?"

New Poll Finds 21% of GOP Think Rectal Feeding Is OK 

So Long as It's Chik-Fil-A Sandwiches

At age 92, S. Truett Cathy looked back

over his long life and was pleased to realize

what an important role he had played in

 the history of chicken sandwiches.

The conservative Club for Cancerous Growths and Other 

Malignancies may target South Carolina Sen. Lindsey 

Graham’s seat in 2014 by supporting a more neoplastic 

primary challenger.

Leonardo da Vinci painted the Last Supper right after he 

painted the

Next-to-Last Supper.

"What did you do in the culture war, Daddy?"

"I ate a chicken sandwich."

"Hey, Mike!  In the spirit of Nathan's Hot Dog

 Eating Contest, Hooter's Wing-Eating Champion-

ship, and Taco Bell's Soft Taco Challenge, why 

not have a Huckabee's Chick-fil-A® Scarf-a-Thon?"

SuperDuper Patriot Claims to Be Able to 

Sing the National Anthem, Recite the 

Pledge of Allegiance, Salute the Flag, 

and Eat a Chick-fil-A® Sandwich, 

All at the Same Time

"I'm here today to prove that not just fat white people

eat at Chick-fil-A®."

Occupy Chick-fil-A® Now in Its Third Week

Lindsey Graham Shows Chick-fil-Gay Support on Facebook

Two very important things happened today:  1) it was the 

first annual Chick-fil-A® Appreciation Day; 2)  according 

to Representative Mike Kelly (R-PA), “Today is the day 

religious freedom died in America.”

Sarah and Todd Put On the Whole Armor of God, 

Including the Chick-fil-A® of Righteousness

Chick-fil-A®'s new homophobic sandwich is served 

without a warm bun or special sauce; it's only a 

chicken patty topped with two pickle slices.

Rick-fil-A® Demonstrating the Proper Technique

for Eating a Choking-the-Chicken Sandwich