Tareq Salahi's Run for House of 

Representatives in Virginia: See It

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Tareq Salahi Tells Media His Bitch Has Been Dognapped

Everyone, including the Vice President, seemed

to be delighted at the news that Michaele Salahi

was going to appear nude in Playboy.

"My mother-in-law says I need a good spanking.
Would you mind giving it to me, Mr. President?"