“Biden Builds Transhuman Cyborg Army Using Immigrants!”

Is the Pandemic Over?

Chris Christie Sez:  "Biden said he was going to bring 

the country back together and then he stood on that 

stage with a blatantly red background, surrounded by 

Marines and attacked 74 million people."

Uncle Dark Brandon Wants You

to Kick Some GOPer Ass

"In your opinion, Beaky, should Biden invite 

Trump to the Queen's funeral?"

In his titillating discussion of My Son Hunter, Tucker

Carlson neglected to point out that M&Ms melt in

your mouth, not on your wang.

Making Trump Roar Just for the Hell of It 

Biden Refines MAGA Criticism

Mike Huckabee Sez:  "I think the designer of this whole 

thing, including the text of Biden's speech, was Satan."

Trump Calls Biden 'Enemy of the State',

Especially When He Wears His

Paisley Nehru Shirt

“The Republicans’ reaction to Mr. Biden’s speech 

was remarkable."

As President Biden will attest, never underestimate 

the obnoxiousness of a monkey with a bullhorn.

Smark Week

Dark Brandon Says to Hecklers,

'You're Entitled to Be Outrageous'

Biden, 79, Beats Up on Trump, 76

Kevin McCarthy Just Moments Before

He Dried Up and Blew Away

Biden's Bowl of Deplorable Semi-Fascists

Junior Trump, Born with a Silver Coke Spoon 

in His Mouth, Doesn't Like Biden's Student Loan 

Forgiveness Plan

Biden Calls Trump 'Semi-Fascist'

Q:  ”Do you believe that Joe Biden won the 2020 election

 fair and square?” 

A:  “Let me answer the question in two ways: firstly in my

 normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine."