Like Carly Fiorina, Peppermint Patty has announced

she will not be voting for Trump in November.

Here Come Trump's Celebrity Lawyers

It's All Surreality Television, Folks!

Here are some of the people Trump has called 'overrated'.  

To a media celebrity, ratings mean everything, so that's

 why Trump instinctively rates everyone. He's a one-man 

AC Nielsen.

Boris Epshteyn, the Drunken Speller, Sez: 

“This is not Woodstock. It’s not Summer Jam.

 It’s not a concert. It’s not about celebrities."

Sign of the Times #67

In the year that politics was OUT and infotainment

 was IN, the national debate centered on who had

the biggest Twitter.

Site of the Glenn Beck/Sarah Palin Steel Cage Grifting

Celebrity Death Match

This Week on Celebrity Name Game!

"I'm Snooki and I'm prego!"

"I'm Prego, too!"

The Kardashians:  Famous for Being Famous

The Cheneys:  Famous for Being Infamous

When was the last time you wondered

what Todd Palin is doing these days?

[It must be tough being an ex-$ellebrity.]

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #90

Darkman 4:  My Life with the Krokodil Kardashians

The federal government may still be shut down, but Kimmel

and Kanye are friends again.  First things first!

Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga After Conjoined

Twins Surgery

Mercury poisoning is a known cause of the 

Perez-Hilton Syndrome.

The incidence of face-eating just goes to show 

what extreme lengths one has to go to these 

days to become a celebrity.

"I have my eye on you at all times, whether you 

know it or not. Think of yourself as a celebrity with 

the only admirer you'll ever need:  the government." 

Was Rick Santorum a candidate for the Republican 

presidential nomination, or was he just another 

fanboy of Lindsay Lohan?  Even he wasn't sure.

Still Life with Butcher and Seven Ex-Attention Hogs

Once again, it would appear that you have fallen through the

cracks, having made neither Barbara Walters' list of the

'10 Most Fascinating People of 2011' nor Gawker's

list of the '10 Least Fascinating People of 2011'.  Well,

according to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be your

last chance to make either list, so you'd better

get cracking.