Melania Triggers Trade War with Canada

"Mexico would fold like an umbrella."

Join the Guacamole Rebellion and Dump Trump!

Don't forget to remove the seed of that Mexican

 avocado you paid 25% more for because of 

Trump's tariffs.

Call it a tax and many Texans will shout, "No New Taxes!" 

Call it a tariff and many Texans will chant, "Make America

 Great Again!"

Extremely Stable Genius Promises Farmers Mega Rolls of 

Toilet Paper Emblazoned with Trump-Faced One 

Hundred-Dollar Bills

First, Trump Screws You, Then Comes the Hush Money

'Trade Wars Are Good, and Easy to Win'

Until Americans start dying in their fields and homes 

from the trade war with China, Tom Cotton won't 

break a sweat expressing concern for their sacrifices.

"I am a Tariff Man," Trump says.  A tariff is a tax on imports. 

Trump, in other words, is saying, "I am a Tax Man."  And 

who pays the tax?  You do.

Trumpnik Cost of Living Goes Up

If tariffs had a face, it would look like this.

 "Can you believe people are smuggling my line of 

thigh-high boots into Canada?"

America First!

Good News for Peter Navarro

"Let me tell you how it will be

There's one for you, nineteen for me

'Cause I'm the Tariff Man, yeah, 

I'm the Tariff Man."

Nobody can tell a 'Trade Coalition of the Willing'

joke like Larry Kudlow.

Peter Navarro learned to love tariffs while he was a

resident alien on Ice Planet F-Zero.

Trump Goes Full MAGA on

Tariffs

Crossdressers Thrilled Trump Not Imposing Tariff on 

Ivanka's Clothing Line