Warm Scuzzies #582

John E. Sununu

"Hello, Comcast, I read in the paper you have refunded

Asshole Brown, my next-door neighbor, two years' worth 

of bills. I'm The Incredible Shrinking Asshole and I was 

wondering if you would do the same for me."

"Drop by anytime, Mrs. Palin. I would like very much

to show you my collection of hockey pucks."

"Get ready, folks, for you are about to enter

my very own Surveillance Cave!"

"I can't wait to get my hands on that Glennzilla character!

People don't call me 'The Amityville Hoyer' for nothing!"

President Bush has vowed to hold his breath until Congress

grants the telecoms retroactive immunity.

Even Harry Reid's dog is standing in line for

its turn to sit in the lap of the telecoms.