"We understand, Senator Reid, that Senator McConnell

is still in the hospital."

When Harry Met Jungle Gym

So long as Harry Reid's mug is the public face of the 

Democratic Party, it will not be the majority.

Harry Reid Sez:  "I'm not afraid of

the Koch Brothers!"

So, as it turns out, Harry Reid was telling the truth in

2012 when he claimed a Republican had told him

Mitt Romney had not paid any taxes for the previous

ten years.  No wonder the Mittster steadfastly refused

to release his tax returns.  Had he done so, he would

 have lost the election even more decisively than he did.

"I like John Boehner. I do feel sorry for him, 

but, to be honest,  feeling sorry gives me 

great pleasure."

Harry Reid Sez:  "Is there anybody out there in 

America who thinks the Senate is functioning well?"

[Careful!  This may be a trick question.]

E. W. 'Wide Awake' Jackson Demands to See 

Harry Reid's LDS Identification Card

Schoolyard Bully Says He Resents Being Compared to

Ted Cruz

"Why is Harry Reid smiling?"

"Because Democrats still haven't discovered

he's actually a GOP mole."

Why are Harry and Mitch smiling?

They are trying to distract you, so you won't

see what's on their feet.

"Filibuster reform?  That's a clown idea, bro!"

"But John, as much as you would like for me to perform

'sexual intracourse', it's just not physically possible."

How easy it would be for Mitt Romney to quash Harry Reid's 

claim:  all Mitt would have to do is release his tax returns.

  But Mitt obviously has much more to lose than he would

 gain were he show his papers.

What Happened to the Last Guy Who Called

Harry Reid a 'Dirty Liar'

"If I understand you correctly, Mr. Priebus, you're a 

'clean liar', not a 'dirty liar', like Harry Reid."

The Unexpurgated Bible #76

And as they were conferring, the President took bread, 

and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the lawmakers, 

and said, "Take, eat; this is from Subway."

"Would the man in the orange tie please call the 

Projectile Verping Hotline at 1-800-455-7853?

This is an emergency!"

Harry Reid Goes Nuclear

"I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam!"