For Those Who Can't Afford a

Ten Commandments Monument

“My toes are long and beautiful, as are, it has been 

well documented, various other parts of my body.” 

"Rumor has it, Mr. Stone, that your bloat is due

to your steady diet of Dick Nixon's toenail

clippings.  Any truth to that?"

"Those aren't crow's feet in the corners of your eyes, 

Michele.  Those are vulture's toes."

"Do you have any idea how much responsibility 

I assumed when I was elected Big Toe?"