Jack Shafer Sez:   "Being a scoundrel isn’t disqualifying 

for a journalism job. If reporters and editors had to be 

pure to serve, newsrooms would be populated with kittens

 and bunnies instead of a bunch of flawed mortals 

pounding keyboards."

The Infinite Blindfolded Typists Theorem 

states that hitting keys on a typewriter 

keyboard that can't be seen for an infinite 

amount of time will almost surely produce 

the complete works of William Shakespeare.