World's Worst Jobs #163

Joe Manchin Reporter

The National Association of Hispanic Journalists says,

"We are not tacos."  Needless to say, Americans have

a much higher opinion of tacos than they do journalists,

Hispanic or otherwise.

Like Sean Hannity, meth-ravaged Lamb Chop says

she is not a journalist.

Confession Is Good for the Soul

Jack Shafer Sez:   "Being a scoundrel isn’t disqualifying 

for a journalism job. If reporters and editors had to be 

pure to serve, newsrooms would be populated with kittens

 and bunnies instead of a bunch of flawed mortals 

pounding keyboards."

Pilot Fish Usually Gather Around Sharks

"What's up with her?"

"She's obsessing over who's up and who's down

in the 2020 presidential race."

"Oh, I see.  She must be a journalist."

Warm Scuzzies #1,031

Minnesota State Patrol

Rudy Giuliani Lays Down the Law in the Comatorium

Trump Proving to Reporters on Live Television

He Can Still Walk Away from the Facts

Use of Cliches by Journalists Reaches Fever Pitch

Had she set her Phaser to 'Stun' or 'Disintegrate

Living Creatures'?  Damn, she couldn't remember!

Even the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate wore gloves 

to the Trump White House presser.

They Call It 'Vorpal Hurling'

The reporters swarmed around Lindsey Graham like

flies on a cow's ass.

Americans wanted to know.  Now they do.

Baby Bird Receiving from Mama Bird the Five Biggest 

Takeaways from the Democratic Debate

Sarah Huckabee Sanders's Ass Talking

Chris Stewart Sez:  “Journalists disappear all over 

the country.”

The Bad News is that Sarah Huckabee Sanders woke up

this morning and she was still Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

The Good News is there's even more bad news for

Sarah Huckabee Sanders.